Saturday, November 20, 2010

Madam Big-Mouth is BA-A-ACK!

After lying low for much of 2010, until the elections were past, Madam Virginia Foxx of the Outrageous Utterances made her reappearance on the floor of the U.S. House on November 18.

She spent several minutes attacking civil servants who work for the Federal government, complaining that (among other things) they have too much job security:
"Short of shooting up a post office, government workers rarely get fired or laid off."

Dear Gods of Cosmic Irony, please please please let Congresswoman Foxx finally understand the weight of her ill-chosen gripes against everyone less elevated than she. You know how best to teach her that lesson, O Gods of Cosmic Irony, so we'll leave it in your capable hands.

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