Will I Get Arrested When I Dance on His Grave?

 

Enver Hoxha

 

 

Revenge. That's been his game, but it can be ours, too.

Gestures are not meaningless. After the death of Albania's iron-fisted dictator Enver Hoxha in 1985, so many people showed up to stomp, dance, and cheer on the grave that the government had to move his body to a private cemetery. The death of Margaret Thatcher in 2013 led to impromptu "grave-dancing" street parties in working-class cities like Glasgow and Brixton. Everyone feared Stalin and hated him for it. When his body got moved from the Red Square Mausoleum in 1961 to a modest gravesite beside the Kremlin wall, rumor had it that several high-ranking party officials who had survived his various purges held a kind of Russian kegger at the new dig: "They drank, cheered, and physically stamped on the dirt above him." 

Poet Diane Wakoski wrote "Dancing on the Grave of a Son of a Bitch" in 1972 because there was a sonovabitch, the "Motorcycle Betrayer" Wakoski called him, who needed exorcism from her life. The poem is a kind of ritual chant, the sort you might intone to ward off evil.

Dancing, even on a grave, is not just about revenge. It's about joy, too. Relief. The only time I ever went outside a watering hole to dance smack-dab in the middle of the street was on a late night when my candidate at the time won the White House. (Ring those bells while you can, because by tomorrow you'll hate everyone. Dreams always decay.) 

So let's have a party when it happens. Let's dance and whirl and cavort. We'll invite those five Indiana state senators who got defeated in their primaries after they were targeted as disloyal because they didn't want to redistrict Indiana. We'll invite Thomas Massie of Kentucky. I hear he's a smart fellow and doesn't pull his punches. Maybe we should make Brad Raffensperger, who didn't get to be governor of Georgia because of 11,780 votes, our toastmaster for the evening. And certainly Bill Cassidy and John Cornyn ought to want to be there. We'll certainly invite them. E. Jean Carroll too. And a host of others. Maybe the new occupants of the White House would let us rent the ballroom.

 

NCGOP -- Whittling Away While They Can

 

The inevitable news this morning (we've been waiting for this move), and there's probably more voter suppression to come. It's their brand.

 

RALEIGH, N.C. May 27, 2026 -- Republican lawmakers in North Carolina are pushing proposals that would shorten the state’s early, in-person voting period and eliminate a Sunday voting day statewide. 

Two bills moving through the General Assembly, Senate Bill 1084 and House Bill 66, would reduce the number of early voting days before elections.

The Senate proposal would cut early in-person voting from 17 days to 10 in all 100 counties and eliminate one Sunday of voting statewide. The House version would shorten the period from 17 days to 13, also removing a Sunday voting day.

Early voting is the most popular method of casting a ballot. Most North Carolinians vote early rather than on Election Day.... [WRAL]

Public School Teachers With the Most Experience Are the Most Underpaid

 

Depend on The Daily Tar Heel to do some first-rate reporting on the "smoke and mirrors" that the Republican leadership in the General Assembly hopes will pacify the state's public school teachers in lieu of serious salary adjustment:

William Brady, a physical education and health teacher at Smith Middle School in the Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools district, like many other teachers, needs a second job to make ends meet. Kelly Allen, a science teacher at East Chapel Hill High School, said as the price of food and gas has gone up this year, she’s seen her savings decrease.

Both have been teaching for over 20 years, and said their salaries have not kept up with inflation. Last Tuesday, North Carolina legislators negotiating the state budget announced that they had agreed on an 8 percent average pay raise for the state’s teachers next school year – but for veteran educators, like Brady and Allen, the raise will not be significant.

“It's nonsense,” Allen said. “I think my pay, with the current proposal, will go up by about $300 per month — of course that's pre-tax. What a slap in the face! I've given 27 years of my life to educating North Carolina’s children. That will probably give me a few extra tanks of gas each month.” ...

House Speaker Destin Hall (R-Caldwell, Watauga) said the proposed raises would be the largest average teacher pay increase since 2006. However, the North Carolina Association of Educators, a teacher advocacy group, said the proposal was “smoke and mirrors” and criticized the raises as being far below what’s needed to bring the state’s teacher pay in line with the rest of the country.

“Eight percent may sound like a raise — until you pay Duke Energy's skyrocketing electric bill, Aetna's ballooning insurance premium, and more at the gas pump,” Tamika Walker Kelly, president of NCAE, wrote in her statement. “Meanwhile, teachers are still spending more than $1,000 of their own money just to stock their classrooms.”

According to Kelly, the 8 percent raise is an average, meaning every teacher does not get the same amount. Teachers with less than 15 years of experience will see upwards to 17 percent increase in their base pay. Those educators with more than 16 years of experience will see significantly lower raises, at 5 percent or less.... 

Revenge: The Undermining of Public Education in NC Continues Apace for Pure Spite

 

Cunningham and Majeed

 

 

Sure enough (and of course!) two of the (former) members of the NC House Democratic Caucus, Carla Cunningham and Nasif Majeed, joined all the Republicans in overriding Governor Stein's veto of a bill that will commit North Carolina to participating in the federal school voucher program authorized by President Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill. Reps. Cunningham and Majeed had changed their registrations to Unaffiliated after they lost their primaries in March to fellow Democrats who had promised to be more loyal to Democratic Party values. Cunningham and Majeed had participated already with the Republicans in veto overrides prior to today, and had suffered as a result their estrangement from the NC Democratic Party, which cut off data and other resources. 

Majeed had originally voted against the measure that he decided today was just fine with him.

A third Democratic House member targeted for his previous footsy with the Republicans, Shelly Willingham, was also defeated in his March primary but did not change his party affiliation. He took the more cowardly route today of simply missing the veto-override session. 

 

When Contemplating the US Senate, Drugs Help

 

Connie Schultz

 

 

I wish I could see into the future. I wish I were a prophet, divinely guided. I would see Ken Paxton winning the Republican runoff for US Senate in Texas next week -- because of the last-minute Trump endorsement. Then I see James Talerico taking the Senate seat in November.

I see Andy Barr, the Kentucky 6th Dist. congressman and all-in trumpist who beat the Mitch McConnell machine last night in the Republican primary for McConnell's seat, easily win in November, join the Senate in January 2027, and become a regular source for jokes about corruption and meanness. 

I see Michael Whatley going into real estate sales.

I see Sherrod Brown returning to the Senate from Ohio. I get to meet his wife, whom I'm in love with. 

I see Graham Platner winning the Senate seat in Maine and then getting into a fistfight with Andy Barr, which sends Barr to Walter Reed.

I see independent Dan Osborn, "The Guy From the Shop Floor," defeating the billionaire Pete Richetts in Nebraska with Democratic Party support. Osborn immediately irritates the Party and often teams up with Maine Senator Graham Platner to demand radical economic reform. 

I see a free-for-all break out over the replacing of Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader in 2027. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland takes it by a hair, proves uncompromisingly tough. 

I see so much shock and surprise in North Carolina following November 3rd, with the veto-proof Republican legislative steamroller gone in both state Senate and House and no Boss Berger in the joint to organize the flabbergasted troops. House Speaker Destin Hall becomes the most powerful member of the General Assembly, but he plays nice(r) with Gov. Josh Stein. They sit down for a beer together and change things.

Ye Fates of Water and Floodtide, thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

The NCGOP Absolutely Luvvs Amending the Constitution!

 

Democratic candidates for governor of North Carolina have beaten the Republican nominees three times in a row, and ever since Roy Cooper's reelection victory in 2020, Phil Berger and Tim Moore (at the time) took revenge by seizing power from the governor (and in many cases giving it directly to themselves), like taking the state Board of Elections and giving it to a wholly new guy because he was handy and loyal. The Republican bosses in the General Assembly also took appointments to the Board of Governors of the University of North Carolina for themselves. They had some dull axes to grind into bright, gleaming steel. Now they're after Josh Stein. Bryan Anderson alerts us that there's a measure moving in the NC House, H 144, that would put a Constitutional amendment on the ballot to "strip Gov. Josh Stein of his ability to appoint 11 members onto the State Board of Education. In lieu of gubernatorial appointments, the state’s Republican-controlled legislature would draw 14 districts for voters to elect state education board members to four-year terms. The state’s lieutenant governor and treasurer would also continue on the education board. The state superintendent of public instruction would also serve as chair of the board." Why? Apparently, General Election ballots are not long enough already. 

Other proposed amendments to NC's constitution that are coming down the track:

H 1089 proposes to send it to the voters to put a limit (undefined) on county property tax rates, a measure that is bound to be popular and is absolutely a ticking time bomb that will cripple the finances and public services of some counties.

S 1080: Another one that's cotton candy for conservatives, a measure lowering the ceiling on personal income tax to 3.5%. Anderson: "In 2018, voters overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment capping personal income taxes at 7%. But this time around, Democratic leaders and some prominent Republicans worry the bill could hamstring future legislators. Stein has said he worries the tax cap would put the state 'in a financial straight jacket.' Republican former House Speaker Pro Tem Skip Stam said the ballot measure 'needs a lot of work' and 'makes no more sense than a liberal version that required a minimum level of income taxation'.”

S 1081: The Right to Farm amendment. There's already a "right to farm" law on the books. Is this a potential future wedge against local zoning?

S 1082: An anti-union "right to work" amendment, even though NC workers already have the right not to join no effing worker orgs.

 

A Graduation Speech for Both This Age and The Ages

 

That was a hell of a graduation speech that singer/songwriter Eric Church gave at Chapel Hill. The man's a good writer, and he delivered that thing as though he was speaking off-the-cuff. I don't know how he could have memorized it, it's so long and so intricately constructed. Eric Church seems like a righteous, smart dude, and we share the Southern Baptist upbringing. UNC-Chapel Hill thought enough of the speech to make the entire thing easily available for viewing (above).

In 2018, leading up to Trump's first mid-term election, Church made this comment to Rolling Stone about the president his wife voted for in 2016 -- Church himself didn't vote: “I’m conflicted. I like that he’s thrown a monkey wrench into things. I think that chaos is good. I enjoyed the North Korea thing. Why haven’t we talked to that guy? Tariffs, I don’t know yet. I don’t want a trade war, but I’ll walk with him down that road a little farther. At the same time, I have a ton of problems with him. I don’t like the racial overtones. I hate the tweeting. It seems insecure, petty, not presidential.”

In a graduation speech that never mentioned Trump or the current national mood, Church nevertheless managed to telegraph an mistakable update to the preceding opinion.

Why I'm Not Writing More

 

I'm actually writing a lot. Just not about current politics. None of it ever likely to see the light. So I've neglected WataugaWatch, even though I spend every morning trying to get a hold on the political world and find something to write about. My looking inevitably turns into doom-scrolling, and I end up retreating to the garden to pull weeds. Red Hornet asks when I'm coming back from the beach.

I'm not good company right now. Hasn't Trump 2.0 exhausted you? Even when it's all hilarious. Especially when it's all hilarious. Like Trump's staying up all night to throw turd balls at his grudges on Truth Social and then falling asleep in the Oval in front of guests and dignitaries pleading their cases. Trump even stages those White House events deliberately, and in the strangest (most hilarious) way: Trump arrays himself in front, seated, with only his drooping head and about half of his chest showing, with the experts and his loyal supporters arrayed behind him who are orating on various topics supposedly of great interest to Trump, while Trump closes eyes, loses consciousness. You can't miss it, because Trump puts himself in the forefront.

Why is that not the common laughing-stock of the country? 

I took a vow back in his first term that I wasn't going to focus on him, and I've kept myself mainly aloof from the chaos because there are plenty of commentators memorializing and analyzing every aspect of Trump's lack of ethics or morals. Not only am I and my written opinions not needed, they would be wholly irrelevant anyway. What does it even matter to share a strong opinion at this peculiar moment? We are in the hands of a Fate that will play out in waves -- convulsions might be the better word -- starting in just six months and ending God knows when or how.

I'm too exhausted to do anything much more than wait.  

BTW what does he dream about, that man? Does he relive his greatest moments of grandiosity? The roar of his crowd? Hear again the great and famous stroking his ego? Does he dream of planting a new Trump property in a place he can corrupt and bully?

 

Pity the People Left on the Beach

 

I see a lot of ink today amazed at yesterday's Indiana Republican primaries for General Assembly seats. Trump endorsed seven of his dogs against seven stubborn state senate Republican incumbents, and the incumbents got chewed the hell up. Fox News was thrilled to report that Trump Is Still Lord. Others couldn't help but notice the Mafia vibes in the sudden death of politicians who had refused to kiss the ring (re-jigger the state's congressional maps). Many reporters noticed the severed horsehead in the bed. Don't cross boss Trump.

I say "good!" to those Republican primaries. I'm counting on the cult's keeping its politicians firmly in the trumpy mold, under the trumpy thumb, because it will be an ever more convenient target for the Blue Wave, as the opposition to Trump picks up more independents and disgusted lifelong Republicans. There are actually very good conservatives who don't like mob bosses and wide-open corruption. To have a clear and unitary enemy with a brand name and a history is a pure-dee gift for the goddamned Democratic Party.

Otherwise reasonable, logical men and women who hold office as elected Republicans have weighed their choices, and they've consciously chosen to throw in with whatever Trump says or demands or does, because that's the way politics works, at least politics in a democracy that demands votes. We join parties, and even when we can plainly see our party's alienating the majority, or that our leader is fucking wrong, we stick with our party. 'Tis better to die together than hang separately. 'Tis actually better to die for someone's stupidity than never to have taken a side at all and declared our values. (We would have made excellent soldiers in Pickett's frontal attack at Gettysburg, and would probably have considered it both right and fitting pro patria mori.)

Lord knows how many masts I've lashed myself to over the last 60 years of political advocacy and community organizing, only to see the whole ship go down and me with it. I get the psychology of staying with the sinking ship. It's considered noble -- in a fashion that Falstaff would have mocked as folly, but still. What's the alternative to embracing defeat when it's inevitable? Disengagement? And the blissful aloofness of independents who always piously claim, "I vote for the man, not the party"? That kind of cynical detachment is unthinkable for the likes of us, the eternally engaged and outraged. We are known for the fiber of our spines because we have experienced political death and have returned, often transformed by death, not quite like the phoenix but maybe more like stinkweeds that develop rhizomes.

So I applaud the wholly owned Trump Party, once known as the GOP. Keep the faith, babies, but don't park your beach chairs on the sand.