Monday, May 16, 2011

Newt: That Dog Won't Hunt

Madam Virginia Foxx was first in line to sign on enthusiastically with Rep. Paul Ryan's plan to end Medicare.

Yesterday, presidential aspirant and serial adulterer Newt Gingrich threw both of 'em on the bonfire of the vanities, saying on "Meet the Press" that the Ryan plan was too "radical."

Because she holds no -- ZERO -- open town hall meetings, Virginia Foxx has not had the ineffable opportunity to hear from anybody in the 5th District, except her most ardent butt-smoochers. She always claims that everybody always tells her how splendiferous she's performing in Mugstomp-on-the-Potomac.

Even Newt Gingrich doesn't think so.


Anonymous said...

Another reason not to like Newt. His abandonment of the Contract with America was the first.

amjp said...

What about having an open town-hall meeting ABOUT Foxxie? Anyone could come. They could pose questions and concerns and perhaps a panel of informed persons could respond. That might be interesting.

Anonymous said...

It was, in reality, a contract ON America.

FoxxFann said...

Thank you Mrs Foxx for the outstanding way that you represent the MAJORITY of voters in District 5!

Don't change a thing!