Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Attend the Prayer Vigil at Wal-Mart This Friday

What's this? Wal-Mart is going queer on us!

Smite them, O Lord, smite their toilet-paper clearances and cheap cat food! Smite them hip and thigh! (Well, maybe not so much the thigh.)

To defile the temple of Christian shoppers! They shall pay a price, and it will not be slashed.

We had JUST gotten them to end their war on Christmas! Now this.

So many of our moral foundations are crumbling! Now Wal-Mart too. Where will we get cheap sodas and discounted electronics?

YOU THINK WE'RE KIDDING? Read this. As it says, "It's time for Christians to come out of the closet!"

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