What's this? Wal-Mart is going queer on us!
Smite them, O Lord, smite their toilet-paper clearances and cheap cat food! Smite them hip and thigh! (Well, maybe not so much the thigh.)
To defile the temple of Christian shoppers! They shall pay a price, and it will not be slashed.
We had JUST gotten them to end their war on Christmas! Now this.
So many of our moral foundations are crumbling! Now Wal-Mart too. Where will we get cheap sodas and discounted electronics?
YOU THINK WE'RE KIDDING? Read this. As it says, "It's time for Christians to come out of the closet!"