That doesn't even account for his prescribing cures while mentally whacked. Dr. Crummie is fairly notorious for believing that homosexuality is a hoax and that lobotomy is both under-appreciated and under-utilized.
He's also firm about the values of alcohol as a navigational tool in a moving automobile:
Crummie told a Medical Board investigator that, "were it not for the present DWI laws, he would have a bar in his office and have a drink at the end of the day and a drink in his hand on his drive home," according to the board.
Dr. Crummie, bon vivant. We'll have what he's drinking (but not what he's thinking)!