Saturday, January 19, 2019

NC House Speaker Tim Moore Sucks Up

NC House Speaker Tim Moore, whose personal corruption is visible from outer space, is warbling a new tune:
Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy
Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give a you
Apple, a plum and apricot-a too eh
Come on-a my house, my house a come on...
A half-minute after US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi disinvited Trump to the House chamber for the SOTU, Speaker Moore took to the grandstands to invite Trump to deliver his speech in the NC House chamber, with its red carpet and gold gold GOLD chandeliers.

The ridiculousness of that invitation is possibly explained by Moore's own need to distract everyone from the news that the FBI is nibbling at Moore's ankles, which is only the most recent news indicating that Moore is an accomplished server-of-self while using his position in the government to feather his nest.

Come to think of it, Moore and Trump have several things in common, so why not a SOTU in Moore's House?

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