WataugaWatch GOON SQUAD ROLLS OUT THE WELCOME MAT
Welcome, new readers, sent our way by Phil Templeton! (scroll down to "Clearing the Air") You'll find the trade here rough, though we only do human sacrifice one day a month, on the second Monday usually, though we're flexible.
Warning -- wear a shower cap, 'cause we're notorious for brain-washing. Lather, rinse, repeat. Works like a charm. People exit clean as a whistle, unaccountably cheerful.
And, of course, we allow no freedom of expression here. All those comments under postings below are totally manufactured by ... let's call them "elves," though they resemble more the extras in "Dawn of the Dead" ... housed permanently in our basement. And though we feed them on San Francisco values -- well, actually grilled tofu and mixed vegetables -- they have hot tempers like beef-eaters. Their noggins are mushy, though, not unlike their typing.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Posted by J.W. Williamson at 3/22/2007 09:52:00 PM
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