FRED SMITH BECOMES 3RD REPUBLICAN IN RACE FOR GOVERNOR

Joining former Supreme Court Justice Bob Orr and Salisbury anti-gas tax advocate Bill Graham, who were already in the race ahead of him, state Senator Fred Smith announced his candidacy on three burning issues: gays, Mexicans, and no-zoning. What? Was the sapping of our precious bodily fluids already taken?

At least now the Republican primary will be a spectacle.