HELP VIRGINIA FIND A SUITABLE JOB

"In politics, when the folks at home -- who know you best -- start voting for someone else it's time to find a new occupation."

Carter Wrenn wrote the above sentence with John Edwards in mind -- since Edwards, according to new polls, is struggling to stay even in North Carolina with Hillary and Barak -- but how appropriate is that line for Carter's fellow arch-conservative Virginia Foxx?

Perhaps we should start a contest: "Other Occupations Virginia Foxx Is Cut Out For."

Samples:
paint stripper
fight club promoter
immigrant relocation services
rubberstamp supplies
prestidigitation
seamless guttering
clear cutting
massage therapist