What She Said:
"We have always had space for diverse views in this conference and many here can testify to that, but for us to be a majority we must come together and agree on a course of action."
What She Meant:
I mean, you can have roast chicken or fried chicken or chicken and dumplings, or lemon chicken is not out of the question, and I know that some even tolerate kung pao chicken, though I think -- and I've actually prayed about it -- that Mexican chili chicken pizza is going too far.
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What She Said:
"Our conference’s main goal now is fighting for sound, conservative policies that will resonate and regain the majority in 2022."
What She Meant:
Did you know that if you stretch a drumhead tight enough you can vibrate down a mountain to an ant hill, if not a large building?
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What She Said:
"...our vision for this country is fundamentally and undeniably better than what Speaker Pelosi is offering our country."
What She Meant:
Betelguese! Betelguese! Betelguese!
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What She Said:
"Unfortunately, we have been distracted from that goal by your continued statements sowing confusion with the public on our message and agenda."
What She Meant:
MAGA to you, and covfefe forever to unite a bewildered nation in his blessed vision!
1 comment:
Bless her ever-loving cold heart. Always in service regardless of principle. I knew she couldn't tell the truth in the 1970s and she certainly can't now.
My lowest social media experience was quite a few years ago when a newspaper photographer caught her kissing me on the cheek. It got posted on Facebook and many friends were concerned, indeed horrified.
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