Virginia Foxx's Statement on Trump's Budget

Virginia Foxx never lacks for an instant press release on anything Trump says or does. She pretty much did the same for Obama, though the tone was different. Foxx was out today with cautious words about Trump's proposed budget.

What She Said

President Trump has promised to begin getting our nation’s fiscal house in order, and this budget shows that he intends to keep his promise.

What She Meant

I have never felt sexier in my life!

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What She Said

No one will agree with every proposal outlined in this budget, and it is up to Congress to carefully review the details. That is precisely what we will do in the coming weeks.

 What She Meant

I'm tingling down to my toes. I'm taking my shoes off! I'm counting my toes! I have all ten. They are brilliant digits!

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What She Said

We look forward to working with the president to implement fiscally responsible policies that promote economic prosperity, keep workers safe, and help ensure all Americans have access to an excellent education.

What She Meant

I can't wait for that first magical moment at Mar-a-Lago -- the gilding, the marble, the potted palms! The hand of Donald, gently guiding me over the threshold. Heaven should be so bounteous! (Heaven can wait.)