Thursday, October 17, 2013

Foxx: “My Pearls Before Swine!”

Congresswoman Virginia Foxx released a press statement last night after voting to keep the government shutdown going and to let the United States default on its debt:

What She Said
North Carolinians expect real solutions, not problem dodging, from their elected leaders.

What She Meant
If you get sick, you can go to the emergency room. That’s what they’re for, idiots!

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What She Said
Now families are learning that their health care costs will be skyrocketing next year. They are unable to afford Obamacare, much less log in to the government’s broken health care website.

What She Meant
You effing people have exactly three seconds to get off my effing lawn!

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What She Said
We attempted to work with the President and Senate Democrats to delay Obamacare’s unprecedented individual mandate tax and at least guarantee fairness in the broken law’s implementation. They refused.

What She Meant
I have an effing gun and I’m not afraid to effing use it. I have a 200% NRA rating!

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What She Said
While I am glad to see the federal government shutdown end and have temporary assurance that America’s bills will be paid...

What She Meant
If you could shrink all the poor people in this country down to the size of a pencil eraser, I’d wear them on a pinky ring.

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