"Thanks for nothing!" said Reid's Fine Foods cook Drew Swope to Governor Pat McCrory at the Charlotte store on Saturday.
Which, when you think about it, is mathematically about as accurate as you can get.
But The Exalted Guv's security detail complained that someone had disrespected His Excellence, so the owner of the store fired Swope.
Got the text for my next protest sign!
His majestic dignity thus protected, The Guv went on doing precisely nothing.