Saturday, August 29, 2015

Holy Man Trump

Donald Trump, the Republican frontrunner for president, sez the Bible is his favorite book and that he's a church attender at Marble Collegiate Church in Manhattan. Yeah, riiight.

Folks at Marble Collegiate say they haven't seen him. He couldn't name a single favorite Bible verse when asked to quote one by an interviewer. (Let us suggest one: "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

Folks at Trump rallies say he's clearly pandering to the religious right. Ya think?

Can you even imagine Donald Trump on his knees, praying? "I don't get on my knees for anyone. I'm not a woman. And I'll tell you something else. The god that tries to get me on my knees is going to be sorry. I'll take him out. I'll take him out in a New Yawk minute."

Trump worshipping Jesus? "By the way: People say they like the crucified Jesus. I like a Jew who doesn't get himself crucified, just for starters. I wouldn't get crucified myself, but maybe that's just me."

This prideful man is some Christian witness, all right.

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