Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Republicans: Just Stop Talking About Women's Bodies. That Is All

Okay ... all together now ... The mouth's connected to the esophagus, the esophagus is connected to the stomach, the stomach is connected to the ... vagina?

A Republican lawmaker in Idaho, who's pushing for even less access to abortion, wondered aloud why a woman couldn't swallow a little pill containing a camera and thereby have her lady parts examined remotely by a doctor.

“It cannot be done ... simply because, when you swallow a pill, it would not end up in the vagina,” a doctor testifying before the lawmaker's committee answered.

They laughed at the Idaho Republican when that doctor pointed out the obvious. Note to Republican muckety-mucks everywhere: It's a short step from laughter to rage, you idiots.

Maybe some Republican lawmaker would like to propose a Drone Pregnancy Test Enablement Act, since there's a whole new technology now available for snooping.

1 comment:

Oh Suzannah said...

Hahaha! "Idaho Republican Asks How Do You Get Stuff in a Lady's Vagina"