Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Who You Gonna Call?

A group of "traditionalist conservatives" have started an on-line petition against Sen. John McCain because he's a "globalist," which, we reckon, means he believes in a round earth or something and hates insufficiently both legal and illegal immigrants. And by the way, both McCain and Barack Obama "are guilty of treason."

"Because the two main-party candidates are unacceptable, we pledge not to vote or to vote third party this November."

Looks like Zippy the Pinhead will be getting a few votes after all.

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