How Many Homes Does John McCain Have?

He sez he doesn't know, sez he'll have to have a staff member (the "assistant in charge of counting John McCain's residences") get back to us about the number. Might be a dozen. Might be "only seven." Consensus among some amateur McCain house counters is that he owns at least ten. 'Course, most of 'em are really Cindy's, cause she's richer'n sin. Not that McCain doesn't have a lot of money on his own. All of which does help 'splain McCain's answer to Rev. Rick Warren's question, "Define 'rich'," and McCain ventured this wild guess: How about $5 million?

One of the privileges of the super-rich is that they don't have to count.