Monday, August 25, 2008

Rich, Slutty Celebrity Endorses McCain

In order to save American from the Anti-Christ, Louise Ciccone (a.k.a. Madonna) makes fair to endorse John McCain for president in her new concert tour, "Sticky and Sweet."

Sticky for McCain, sweet for Obama, who needed some spread-eagled, fatuous politicking by Madonna to bring celebrity-equity to 2008.

Britney Spears, who famously endorsed George W. Bush while smacking double-bubble, is yet to be heard from.

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