Saturday, December 15, 2007

Premature Tumescence?

Jokes about sudden deflation should be held in reserve.

Early reports that this 200-foot long flying billboard would be visiting major population centers along the East Coast, all the way up to Boston, have been severely revised. Apparently, the dastardly and hated hand of government (FAA?) said you can't just willy-nilly fly a blimp over major cities, so the Pauleroids have settled for minor cities in North Carolina (where there is no primary until May) and tiny portions of South Carolina (where there is actual voting scheduled in January).

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