Gone? Well, not until September 17th. There's some packing to do, some rewriting of history, some paper-shredding.
Resigned last Friday, the traditional day for bad-news dumps in this administration, but true to his legacy of effing everything up, he waits until Monday morning to make the announcement. Cable news shows will feast far into the night. And beyond.
And what does he get for being a giant tool? A lousy lunch with El Presidente at the show-ranch in the middle of God-forsaken, burnt-to-a-crisp Texas.
Oh, Bush&Cheney? ... still in office.