He Fell on His Right Side

HUPPER ISLAND, Maine —....

Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.

St. George Ambulance responded to a call at about 2 p.m. Monday of a man who had fallen 5 to 10 feet and landed on a dock, hitting the back of his head. The patient was ashen and was foaming at the mouth.... [Maine Coast Now]

Not to worry. It's happened before. There's a 60 percent chance it'll happen again. Doctors don't know what caused it. Therefore, don't worry. "No cause for concern." Seriously, that's what they're saying.

What is a seizure? "A little storm in the brain's electrical system," saith the Associated Press. Apparently, practically no one understands whither, why, or whence?

Having more than one seizure technically makes you an epileptic. But not to worry. Absolutely NOTHING to worry about.