HYPOCRITE OF THE WEEK

That's Randall Tobias to the left ... until yesterday afternoon the boss of the Bush administration's foreign aid programs, which among other things made him "the AIDs czar." He liked to emphasize "faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS."

He resigned suddenly yesterday when his name surfaced in the "DC Madam" scandal ... for hiring high-priced and mainly foreign-born prostitutes for "massages."

Beware the highly placed Bush administration pooh-bah who preaches faithfulness and abstinence. Oh just go ahead and beware of the Bush administration, period.