BEARING WITNESS

Yessir, when we squint our eyes in concentration and try to think of a Christ-like example to show the young people, we DO come up with Ann Coulter.

'Course, it helps if your putative saint is also a hardline Republican.

Southern Evangelical Seminary in Matthews, N.C., wants to share this shining example of Christianity with its faithful students (no "faggots" here, Ann!) , but (what the hey!) might as well raise a little holy money at the same time, so it'll cost the godly $55 to get in the door.