Thursday, January 05, 2006

Twink Set Me Up!

Lonnie Latham, senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church and a member of the executive committee of the Southern Baptist Convention, was arrested Tuesday night for soliciting an undercover police officer for homosexual sex. Or, as Channel 5 in Oklahoma City put it, "Latham, who has spoken out against homosexuality, asked the officer to join him in his hotel room for oral sex."

"When he left jail, he said: 'I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police.' "

"Pastoring" in this instance requires getting on one's knees. "We gon LICK that devil!"

"He has also spoken out against same-sex marriage and in support of a Southern Baptist Convention's directive urging its 42,000 churches to befriend gays and lesbians and try to convince them that they can become heterosexual 'if they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their sinful, destructive lifestyle.' "

Who knew that he wanted to "befriend gays" to improve his odds for a date?

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