Thursday, October 04, 2012

You Can't Argue With a Man Who Ain't There

They held a presidential debate last night, and unfortunately, only one candidate showed up. And the one who did take the podium was some sort of weird doppelganger from Planet I Never Said That. As an act of stunning reinvention, that motor-mouth performance undoubtedly made history.

Meanwhile, there was a gubernatorial debate in Raleigh, and at least Walter Dalton had a working pulse.


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Anonymous said...

I do not think Walter Dalton showed. His eyes drove me crazy during the debate. Does he need new contacts?