Can Rush Limbaugh Spell D-I-V-O-R-C-E?

Well, gay marriage has claimed a high-profile Christian marriage, and a bunch of somebodys are gonna burn in hell for it. Rush Limbaugh and Marta, wife number 3, whom he met on the internet, are calling it quits, unable to hang together in Holy Matrimony against the spectre of gay wedding ceremonies creeping like a flesh-eating cancer across the otherwise sunny face of this Christian Nation Under God. When will this horror end?