Sunday, December 28, 2014

Meet Gov. Squishy's New Message Man

Jimmy Broughton, who once upon a time was Sen. Jesse Helms's chief of staff.

He's being paid $130,000 per annum to try to control Pat McCrory's hyper-active mouth. He'll start on the job on January 5, way too late to help McCrory get free of the $185K pay-out scandal, among other embarrassments.

Broughton's real job will no doubt include combing the political cockle-burrs out of McCrory's once shiny fur in preparation for the Westminster Dog Show of the 2016 elections.

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