Showing posts with label Jimmy Broughton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Broughton. Show all posts

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Meet Gov. Squishy's New Message Man

Jimmy Broughton, who once upon a time was Sen. Jesse Helms's chief of staff.

He's being paid $130,000 per annum to try to control Pat McCrory's hyper-active mouth. He'll start on the job on January 5, way too late to help McCrory get free of the Tree.com $185K pay-out scandal, among other embarrassments.

Broughton's real job will no doubt include combing the political cockle-burrs out of McCrory's once shiny fur in preparation for the Westminster Dog Show of the 2016 elections.