Virginia Foxx Leaps to the Felon's Defense

 

What She Said:

“To curry the favor of political allies, DA Bragg took it upon himself to engage in brazen legal alchemy that has set a very damning precedent – the verdicts levied against President Trump are steeped in partisan animus. "

What She Meant:

Believe you me! I know animus. I have created plenty of it, at Appalachian State University, at Mayland Community College, in several local Five-'n'-Dimes, on the Watauga County School Board, in the state Senate ... you get my drift. I know animus. And if I do say so myself -- and yes I do! --"brazen legal alchemy" is a brilliant use of language, isn't it?



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What She Said:

"This decision will inevitably be thrown out by an appeal, but the damage will be done. A political opponent will have grounded a presidential candidate and branded his candidacy. This is beyond outrageous."

What She Meant:

Let's be honest: Our dictator is probably well and fatally cock-blocked. Me be sad about it.



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What She Said:

"The rule of law has long served as the foundation for our country, but today, a dark, new chapter has been opened – one where judicial warfare is given a higher priority than fairness.”

What She Meant:

How dare the legal system do its job! What our former President did was no worse than a little minor shop-lifting.