Monday, October 04, 2004

Safire Loses His Grip

William Safire, NYTimes right-wing columnist, was evidently so rattled by El Presidente's performance last Thursday that he's now accusing John Kerry of being a "neoconservative," a howler of a charge in a season full of screaming monkeys in the treetops.

This kind of does-not-compute mental leap-frog is perhaps a foretaste of the collective psychic aneurysm some have suggested will convulse the Republican Party when George W. loses this election.

At any rate, can't tell you how long it's been since I've so enjoyed the appalling hoard of sapience being offered forth by the Right-Wing Brethern & Sistern, from Kate O'Beirne to Pat Buchanan to Robert Novak to (now) William Safire.

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