Congresswoman Virginia Foxx
issued a press release following President Obama's executive order calling for
background checks on gun purchases:
What She Said
“Today, in yet another attempt
to erode our basic liberties, President Obama announced plans to undermine the
will of Congress and challenge the Second Amendment rights of all Americans."
What She Meant
See this shiny object? Look at
how shiny it is! Look at it! Look at it now,
you pathetic sheep!
……….
What She Said
“Just like his unilateral
actions on immigration, this proposal is an overreach of the president’s
Constitutionally-granted executive authority. It is also an attempt to distract
from his failed policies to combat terrorism and improve the economy – issues I’m
hearing about from my constituents every day."
What She Meant
I have lots of shiny objects in
my bag (which is Louis Vuitton, by the way, but don't touch it!). I can pull
these trinkets out all day, and I think I will.
……….
What She Said
"Congressional refusal to
pass bad policy does not transfer legislative authority to the president, and I
will fight against this attempt to diminish our constitutional rights."
What She Meant
If you think I'm going to pass anything the black man wants -- I don't
care that 88% of you say you want background checks -- I don't believe those polls
anyway. Some polls are okay, I guess, but not that one. And where does it say
in the Constitution that crazy people can't own guns? Or Louis Vuitton
handbags?
……….
What She Said
“Guns are one of many tools that
people use to commit horrific crimes, but the problem of evil cannot be
legislated away."
What She Meant
Like the "evil of abortion."
You can't legislate that away either. Oh, wait!