"We think it would serve the interests of the university and some of the folks we're dealing with better if we didn't announce what we were thinking about."
--Appalachian State University "chief of staff" Lorin Baumhover, playing Sergeant Schultz to Chancellor Ken Peacock's Colonel Klink, in the Watauga Democrat, 3 March 2006
Helpful translation: When we start thinking, we'll be sure to let everyone know.
Meanwhile, donors of objects in the Appalachian Cultural Museum are clamoring for them back before they get stuffed into body bags and thrown in the back of a van.
Chances of ever rebuilding the collection, even IF ASU starts thinking and finds suitable space ... well, you figger the odds.
You think Junior Johnson's gonna trust ASU again with his memorabilia?