Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Jefferson Griffin Blinks in the Most Pathetic Way Imaginable


Judge Jefferson "Crazy Eyes" Griffin


Trying to keep up with all the moving parts of Jefferson Griffin's scheme to steal the Supreme Court election from Allison Riggs.

Recall the posting here on January 8th: "Conservative Majority on NC Supreme Court Fractures Over Griffin Attempt To Steal the Election." The Republican who disagreed most vociferously with Griffin's proposal to throw out over 60,000 legitimate votes, Associate Justice Richard Dietz, wrote

“Permitting post-election litigation that seeks to rewrite our state’s election rules—and, as a result, remove the right to vote in an election from people who already lawfully voted under the existing rules—invites incredible mischief."

Anderson Reports has out this morning news of an updated court filing from Griffin in which he blinks in the most pathetic way imaginable:

Seeming to recognize Dietz’s criticism, Griffin on Tuesday asked the state Supreme Court to consider a phased ruling, where it would first direct the 5,509 ballots from overseas voters without photo ID be tossed out first. If a retabulation showed Griffin overtaking Riggs’ 734-vote lead, Griffin would want the election to be certified in his favor. If a retabulation showed Riggs still ahead, however, Griffin would want the Supreme Court to proceed to the issue of 267 overseas voters who don’t reside in North Carolina and the 60,273 voters with incomplete registration, if necessary.

In other hilarious words, just toss out ballots until I say quit, and maybe it won't take disenfranchising the full 60,000 to give me Seat 6.

If I were a standup comic, I'd be exploiting this lame slug of a politician for big laughs. 


1 comment:

Red Hornet said...

Soon as he gets his mob fully aroused he'll say, "Let's walk down to 2 East Morgan Street and take back our state. You gotta fight, fight, fight or you won't have a state anymore. I'll be leading, walking right behind you." Then he'll duck in the Food Hall for a coffee and a doughnut, a hard decision to make... which pastry. "Hey, that Napoleon has a little gnat on it. Throw it out!" After it's gone he'll say."You stole my doughnut!"and then start trying to fish it out of the dumpster.