Attempt to Rebuke Rep. Jones in Onslow Co. Misfires

Well, U.S. Rep. Walter B. "Freedom Fries" Jones has survived the first Republican uprising against him in his own district. A Republican county commissioner in Onslow County, home of Camp Lejeune, introduced a resolution last night condemning Jones for calling on El Presidente to establish an exit plan for Iraq. The commissioner's motion died for lack of a second. His resolution criticized Jones' support for a withdrawal from Iraq because it would "undermine our national policy, demoralize our troops and strengthen our enemies." Eventually, they'll be saying that Jones hates Jesus.