Tuesday, March 18, 2014

This Show's Gonna Get Even Better

Convicted swindler and U.S. Senate candidate Greg Brannon sez rival U.S. Senate candidate and slick-as-a-greased-eel Speaker of the NC House Thom Tillis is an exemplar of "a culture of corruption."

It's popcorn time!

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Franklin Graham: I Never Met a Gay-Hating Tyrant I Didn't Like

Franklin Graham now hearts Vladimir Putin as much as he disdains Barack Obama, because ole Vlad the Impaler is inciting violence against gay people in Russia, while Obama preaches sissified tolerance.

Friday, March 14, 2014

When Jon Stewart's Good...

...he's brilliant!

He's especially brilliant when unpacking the smug hypocrisy of Fox News, or when he's angry, and he was both last night.

Does Buncombe Have More Drama Than Watauga?

You be the judge.

This could supply a full season's scenario for "The House of Cards."

You've got a dewy-eyed and reportedly naive Democratic challenger and a shiv-wielding Republican incumbent by the name of Tim Moffitt, who's angling to replace Thom Tillis as Speaker of the NC House.

You've got the back room of an Italian eatery.

You've got a third-party witness who's also a Republican office-holder and hardly to be credited as an unbiased commentator.

Every bad thing that happened legislatively to Asheville in 2013 can be traced straight back to Tim Moffitt.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

This Man Simply MUST Win the Republican Primary for US Senate!

OB/GYN Doc Greg Brannon, who's also now a convicted swindler and a notable plagiarist, knows why women abort. It's because they believe in evolution! No kidding! Believing in evolution will totally screw up your mothering. And you know what else? Planned Parenthood wants you to be able to murderize your children up through three months of age.

All of which is the Gospel Truth and the reason why I believe this man simply must be the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate from North Carolina!

Thom Tillis who?

The Preacherman Confining His US Senate Campaign to Baptist Pulpits

Apparently, he's just more "comfortable" in Baptist churches.

My! Godless, homosexual, socialist Washington DeeCee is gonna absolutely creep him out!


Kevin Siers, Charlotte Observer, 12 March 2014.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

NC DENR Disappears Climate Change Science

Mr. John Skvarla (bless his heart!) can't seem to scrub anything clean except the website of his Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR), which has recently been washed of any scientific evidence of climate change.

Maybe Gov. Squishy told him to do it. McCrory too has become a national laughingstock on whether the science of climate change has anything to do with anything other than God's will.

Was it perhaps also God's will for Duke Energy to defy environmental laws and pollute our state's water supply at every last one of their dozen + coal ash dumps?

Dan-Boy and Preacher, Sittin' in a Tree...

Sen. Dan Soucek has endorsed preacher Mark Harris in the Republican senatorial primary, in which NC House Speaker Thom Tillis is considered the front-runner and Tea Party swindler Greg Brannon is considered the runner-up.

Why Reverend Harris isn't doing better in polling in this race is something of a puzzlement, but it didn't stop Sen. Soucek from embracing his candidacy.

Both Soucek and Harris were major pushers of the anti-gay marriage Amendment One in 2012.