Paranoia and Panic in Moore County

 

Moore Co. March 2026. Lefist soldiers

are clever with camouflage

 

 

The following paragraph appeared on a MAGA blog and could have been headlined, "Leftist Soldiers Already Operating in Rural NC!" but was actually (and ominously enough) titled "GOP dawdles, radical left making inroads into small-town NC":

While establishment Republicans gaze at their navels and pontificate on nonsense, leftists are moving their soldiers into our communities. They are organizing within our communities. They are taking advantage of low-turnout and *non-partisan* local races to get their people into positions of influence. It’s similar to the strategy behind the flood of illegals streaming across the southern border: move in, out-breed and out-vote the natives. [bolding in the original post]

 

What got this writer so exercised? Why, an immediate threat to the world as it ought to be -- a very large No Kings protest march back in March, organized by "Soros-connected" Indivisible in Southern Pines, the second-largest city in "bright-RED Moore County, where Democrats are usually lucky to get 25 to 35 percent of the vote." In 2024, Kamala Harris eked out 34.69% of the presidential vote. But now, after more than a full year of corruption and incompetence (Trump 2.0), there are a lot of unhappy people in Moore County. Local reports focused on the "large turnout" both marching up and down the sidewalks on Morganton Road in Southern Pines, with even more people lining the sidewalks and cheering on the marchers.

 

To the author of the MAGA blog, those people are analogous to a plague of brown-skinned workers who move in, out-breed and out-vote the natives. 

 

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