Yesterday Donald Jethro Trump proposed taking over the Gaza strip for the U.S., clearing out all 1.8 million Palestinians who actually survived Israel's bombing campaign, deporting them to "other countries of interest with humanitarian hearts." He actually said that. He pointed out the hearts of other peoples while having none himself -- a self-own if there ever was one.
With the Palestinians distributed to other countries, like foundlings left on the doorsteps of nunneries, Trump envisions something grandiose and befitting his thoroughly materialistic mind-set: "the Riviera of the Middle East." Jethro actually said those words too.
In other words, "level it!"
He wants to take this:
And turn it into this:
One thing you can say about Jethro: Like the scorpion in the fable of the frog, he's always true to his character. Which is vicious shit.
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In Xanadu did Kubla Don a stately pleasure dome decree,
Where Jordan the sacred river ran
Dead, into a salty sea.
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