Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The High Priest Is Wrathful

Mullah James Dobson is all bent about Barack Obama's presumption in discussing the Bible without permission (because, obviously, an Islamist plotter against all our freedoms has no rights!).

"I think [Obama's] deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology," Dobson said. "He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."

Whereas, Dobson should have added, I've merely dragged the Bible through the temples of the money-changers to enable a torturing, lying regime's seizure of power. Nobody talks to God unless he talks to me first.

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