I Am Woman, Hear Me Bloviate

Sarah Palin in Wilkesboro in June! Not.

A non-profit Wilkes County org with ministerial leadership, BlueRidge Educational Resource Group, had touted appearances by both Palin and former First Lady Laura Bush on a stage together at a Wilkes Community College venue, but the event is being moved to the Charlotte Time Warner Cable Arena for "better security, safety and parking."

The event is being called "the Complete Woman Expo 2010." We should say so! The pro-choice and quiet-spoken Laura Bush together on the same stage with the sheet-metal stylings of paleo-Palin. It's at least about as complete as one can get on the Republican distaff side. (But ... what? no Ann Coulter?)

We suspect the real agenda behind this gathering will not emerge until the loud speakers get warned up.