Leading the Flock (Over a Cliff)

Rev. Patrick Wooden, one of North Carolina's leading conservative pastors with a 3,000-member congregation in Raleigh, is urging his church members to vote for neither the president nor Mitt Romney, because both are not Christlike enough for the Rev. Wooden.

To be specific, the Rev. Wooden, who was a major cheerleader for the anti-gay Amendment One back in May, thinks Obama became unacceptable when he morphed into a queer-hugger. And Mitt Romney? "I seriously question the intelligence of anyone who believes the doctrine of Mormonism," Wooden wrote in a letter that subsequently became public.

Yeah, don't vote! That'll teach 'em all a lesson!