WataugaWatch

...if your wife's $100 million of inherited dough puts you in the top 100th of the top one percent of the nation's wealthiest people...

...if your brother Joe tries to explain away your vagueness about how many homes you own by blaming the way you were brought up as kids: ...

...if it takes a nine-car motorcade to get you to the local Starbucks for a vente cappuccino (source: LATimes , 3rd graph from the end).

...if Robin Leach, host of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," becomes your chief defender two days after you can't remember...