Washington, March 31, 2023 – Today, Representative Virginia Foxx (R-NC) issued the following statement on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s "inexcusable contortion of the justice system" in his targeting of President Donald Trump:
“Our Republic’s system of justice should never be weaponized or tainted by political predilections."
What She Meant
Predilection is a special liking for something. I have a special liking for facepaint, but you won't catch me shop-lifting makeup. That would be "weaponizing my predilection."
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What She Said
"Sadly, Manhattan District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, refuses to do his job in prosecuting violent criminals and has instead dedicated his time to targeting President Trump."
What She Meant
Please hold my Perrier while I kiss ass. I have his autograph. Actually, several of them.
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What She Said
“Alvin Bragg’s decision to resurrect a case, that his predecessor refused to prosecute while in office, reveals his stark partisan acrimony."
What She Meant
Partisan acrimony is my wheelhouse, and I don't appreciate Alvin Bragg horning in. Doesn't he know his place? If there's to be backbiting, I will supply the teeth, not him.
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What She Said
"House Republicans will hold Alvin Bragg accountable for his insane power trip and expose his partisan agenda. Count on it.”
What She Meant
Dust is not good for engines and can shut them down. Speaking of which, I need a new fan.
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