Would You Take a Letter? Or Would You Have My Baby? Answer the Second Question First

Rep. Trent Franks (R-Arizona) was out of the House so fast yesterday it would make your head spin, on the same day that Al Franken announced his retirement (so you may have missed the Franks exit).

Two female staffers said Franks asked if either or both would carry his baby as a surrogate for his wife, who can't (she's had two miscarriages). The Franks have already used a surrogate for their twins.

Speaker Paul Ryan heard the accusations, called Franks in and repeated them, and Franks did not deny them and decided to quit the House immediately.

Hey, you hypocrite liberals! He was just family planning.