Thursday, November 09, 2017

What's Gonna Be Worse in 2018: Being Oblivious Or Living With Reality?

An interview with Congresswoman Virginia Foxx in the Washington Examiner produced these direct quotes about what happened on Tuesday:


What She Said
"I don't think elections in the House of Delegates is directly comparable to what might happen in the Congress of the United States .... I feel pretty comfortable about our winning in 2018."

What She Meant
Comparisons are odorous, or don't you know your Milton?

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What She Said
"If you want to portray this as a severe loss, you can find examples to do that."

What She Meant
If you wanna be a dickhead about it.


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What She Said
"If you want to portray it as a not-so-severe loss, you can find examples to do that."

What She Meant
Do you have any idea whatsoever how flexible I am. Why, I can bend over backwards and touch my nose to the backs of my calves.


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What She Said
"It's like a Chinese menu: You pick two from column one and three from column two."

What She Meant
I put my derp in my derp with my other derp.

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