Grand Dook of the Empire Sez He Got the Message (Though Not the Bill)

Grand Dook Price

Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price says he'll write a check for $51,887 to cover "his seat" on all those private chartered flights he took since the inauguration. So stop yer bitchin, peons!

He's offered to pay for just his seat. The flights are said to total over $400,000, but Price wants to pay for just the space that accommodated his modest (we're sure!) butt on those flights, as though all the other seats were also being paid for by others (others who are less privileged to fly on the taxpayer's bundle), even though those seats were empty (except maybe for his wife, his staff, his personal chef, and his fanner).