"Things Will Matter When I Say They Matter"

Our inexpressible governor, Patrick Lloyd McCrory, issued a decree about HB2, the law he signed which excludes transgender citizens from equal protection:

“I’m moving on guys,” he told reporters last month. “That subject is irrelevant because the issue is now a national issue.” [Hattip: Jim Morrill]

That mole on your back is irrelevant because it's now a melanoma.