“I agree with Speaker Ryan that this [Democratic sit-in on the House floor] is nothing more than a publicity stunt.”
What She Meant
Shit! Wish we'd thought of that!
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What She Said
“We are not going to bring up a bill, which was already defeated in the Senate, that violates the Fifth Amendment and takes away a citizen’s due process rights.”
What She Meant
You see what I did there? I made it a Constitutional issue, that any suspected terrorist on the "No Fly" list has a Constitutional right to buy an AR-15, a right which I'm not going to interfere with, because I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle. This is my spout. Tip me over and pour me out.
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