Friday's Fame Whore

We try to avert our gaze from the embarrassing spectacle that is Donald Trump, but he is everywhere, all up in our grill.

Then we fruitlessly spend part of an hour just trying to summarize in words the awfulness of his being.

Thomas Mills came to our aid yesterday: "a narcissistic egomaniac with little regard for the truth and no self-restraint."

I remember another Thomas Mills line I like even more: Donald Trump is like an unmoored lawn sprinkler.