Because he doesn't have a clue.
Because he couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a head start.
Because he's much more interested in playing catch-the-baseball than in meeting with North Carolina students and a former Congressman who were petitioning him not to destroy the state's educational system.
"What, me worry?"
I thought you would have said he couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight, but you came through with a Jerry Wayne original. :) I'm so glad y'all are still kicking elephant ass.
ReplyDeleteI check yer Watauga posts regularly. I have to say, it's a relief to live in California again. The South sure was a stroll through a bed of political hot coals. May your shoes always have asbestos souls.