For a Mere $5,000, You Can Hear a Sock Puppet Talk

Gov. Squishy McCrory was the dish du jour at a major fundraising event this weekend at the luxury Grandover Resort near Greensboro, where 150 or so white men and women with pool houses paid $5,000 each to watch the Guv gum his mush.

We prefer this much more honest appearance by our governor.